“It’s time for you to get your groove back, media. Cuz let’s face facts, you kinda let yourself go a little bit for these past few years. Put on a few pundits…
This breakup with Donald Trump has given you, the media, an amazing opportunity for self-reflection and improvement. Instead of worrying about whether Trump is un-American, or if he thinks you’re the enemy, or if he’s being mean to you… do something for yourself: self improvement.
Take up a hobby. I recommend journalism.”