Leaked! Harvard’s Grading Rubric
“The B grade may be awarded as a joke, before being replaced with a higher grade, so long as the instructor has checked with the registrar that the student’s psychological profile permits practical jokes of a cruel nature.”
A review of the grading guidelines rubric at Harvard (hint: an A is usually right, or an A+).
If Everyone Still Wrote Like They Did in College
Winston Churchill once said, “Never, never, never give up” (McGregor, 1). It is a quote that has endured because people relate to it, even in regard to recipes such as chicken marsala.
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List: Bad Reasons to Start Writing Poetry.
You need more “cerulean” in your life.
Your mortgage payment is due. You were gifted a journal with the word JOURNAL on the cover. Smartphone selfies weren’t offering enough of a cr…
Report: Some People Live In Pennsylvania
ALBANY, NY—According to the results of a comprehensive, year-long study published Tuesday, researchers have confirmed that there are some people who live in Pennsylvania.
Fucking Pathetic John Ashbery Actually Thinks He Has Shot At Nobel Prize In Literature This Year
NEW HAVEN, CT—Unbelievably pitiful American poet John Ashbery is seriously harboring the belief that he has any chance in hell at winning this year’s Nobel Prize in Literature, sources close to the clearly delusional author confirmed Wednesday…
David Bowie Asks Iman If They Should Just Do Lasagna Again
“We have a nice life.”
NEW YORK—Saying he would be fine “just taking a load off” and eating in, rock icon David Bowie reportedly asked his wife, Somali supermodel and actress Iman, if they should just do lasagna for dinner again Monday.
I Fear My Dissertation Is Not Having the World-Changing Impact I Thought It Would.
When I first defended my graduate dissertation three months ago, I was sure there would be a robust reaction from policymakers, journalists, and t…