If Everyone Still Wrote Like They Did in College

If Everyone Still Wrote Like They Did in College

Winston Churchill once said, “Never, never, never give up” (McGregor, 1). It is a quote that has endured because people relate to it, even in regard to recipes such as chicken marsala.

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Fucking Pathetic John Ashbery Actually Thinks He Has Shot At Nobel Prize In Literature This Year

Fucking Pathetic John Ashbery Actually Thinks He Has Shot At Nobel Prize In Literature This Year

NEW HAVEN, CT—Unbelievably pitiful American poet John Ashbery is seriously harboring the belief that he has any chance in hell at winning this year’s Nobel Prize in Literature, sources close to the clearly delusional author confirmed Wednesday…